DUCKED! Sam Bankman Fried's fiasco on
FTX
$8.7 billion accounting hole
Deploying 8.7 billion funds, steady lads? Almost true! I DUCKD this too.
DUCKED! Luna UST de-peg
Stable Coin at -99.99%
UST stablecoin dropping -99.99%? Sounds like my approval ratings in the polls! But I always DUCKD it.
DUCKD! Three Arrows Capital
Bankruptcy
Hedged 3 arrows from Singapore
DUCKD! Fire on Crypto Bridges
Ledger, PolyNetwork, BNB Bridge
Crypto bridges catching fire? Must be from all the hot transactions. Maybe they should hire me to negotiate a 'fire and ice' deal.
DUCKD!
2 Trials of Impreachment
2 Trials of Impreachment
Nancy wasn't so nice.
Nancy's got more impeachment trials than I've got DUCKD, and you know how much I love my DUCKD. Maybe I should let her quack.
